Ladies and gentlemen, no longer do you have to make tens of thousands of dollars in campaign contributions to get Senators, and presidential hopefuls, McCain and Obama to appear at your next party or social gathering.  I am happy to announce that you can have the rare pleasure of having both of them side by side in your home for the low low price of only $63.90 ($31.45 each).

How is this possible you ask?  Well easily if you order from Windy City Novelties.  While not picking partisan lines I can tell you that the 6′ tall Barak Obama and 5′8″ John McCain are both stand up men that you can’t help but want to prop up in front of all your friends.

Just imagine how you’ll be the talk of the town when you announce that not one, but both of the presidential candidates will be in your home or office indefinitely.  Although for being in the public eye so much I’m surprised at how little they each have to say, literally nothing.  And it looks like their smiles never leave their faces… Maybe they know something we don’t.

Not a political afficianado? Windy City Novelties has the perfect solution with tons of stand-ups ranging from Austin Powers™ to the Three Stooges™.

All these and more are available online at Windy City Novelties, Inc.

Senators McCain and Obama do NOT endorse these statements.  The Three Stooges, and Austin Powers are registered trademarks of their respective owners.

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